fermented

sierra verde salsa

picante !

available in original, chimichurri, & coriander chutney

fermented vert sauce

thai basil, thai chillies, garlic, coriander, parsley, mint

My one ask of a former protege begging for free massage lessons…

(by the by have I mentioned the FEDERAL STUDENT LOAN THAT I OWE THAT WAS TAKEN OUT BEFORE I WAS EVEN LEGALLY OLD ENOUGH TO CONSENT WHICH IS STILL OVER $7,000 THAT REQUIRES A FUCKING RESIDENTIAL STREET ADDRESS?!!) 

AGAIN, my one request of this formerly androgynous pixie sprite (currently transitioning as of five years ago) was to skill share her crust punk rendition of a communal kimchi recipe, instead like a jealous sprite she attempted

to steal parts of my soul with another wannabe black nigger haitian witch

and

were never returned when test piloting this fermentation recipe in the Hawaiian Islands with regionally appropriate crops